In the beginning God populated the earth with broccoli, cauliflower, spinach, green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so man/woman would live long and healthy lives. Then using God's great gifts, Satan created ice cream and fried doughnuts.
Then God brought forth the potato, naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition. And Satan peeled off the healthy skin and sliced the starchy center into chips and deep fried them. And man/woman gained 10 pounds.
God then gave lean beef so that man might consume fewer calories and still satisfy his appetite. And Satan created double cheeseburgers and asked do you need fries? And man replied, "Yea!" Satan said, "It is good." And man went into cardiac arrest.
God signed and created quadruple bypass surgery ... and Satan created HMOs.